Ja’mie’s weekly podcast.
From school girl to cool girl. The 22 year old self proclaimed Queen of Quiche, shares the shockingly honest details of her life as an influencer and fashion student in L.A.
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SEASON FOUR
Episode One - Season 4
Slay In L.A.
This week Ja’mie flies with her family to Los Angeles to start fashion school, does a death drop on Rodeo Drive, Hannah the toy goanna, an Amber update, raped by a ghost, content babies, Austin Butler juggling kiwi fruit, her West Hollywood haunted studio apartment and so much more.
Episode Two - Season 4
Do It For The Plot
This week Ja’mie enters her wholesome era, moves into a luxury condo complex, flirts with a Latino gardener, starts Fashion School, creates a vision board, makes a new friend called Prisha and plans her makeover, mountain lion phobias and more
Episode Three - Season 4
Fanny Flutters
This week Ja’mie has a day in Silverlake, the hot pottery wheel straddling girl, holding Rosé the gardener’s hose, Prisha comes to the condo, her sleazy ballerina outfit, getting busted by Olivia Bellissimo, the hobo throws a chocolate bar at her, trying to lure a mountain lion with cornchips and more
Episode Four - Season 4
Double Life
This week Ja’mie attends a frat party at UCLA, Olivia Bellisimo’s shock arrival, the new pottery wheel, Prisha whips her hair back and forth, getting height-fished by Methane, a visit to The Pussy Palace, a shock message from Amber and more
Episode Six - Season 4
Pussy Palace
This week Ja’mie blackmails Prisha with the hair back and forth video, Amber sends a romantic photo montage, spending 20 grand on a diamond bracelet, waiting for Gigi Hadid at the Pussy Palace pool party, Dad calls and he’s mad, the Daily Mail shock story and more
Episode Five - Season 4
Clay Slut
This week Ja’mie sneaks back to Silverlake for pottery lessons, Prisha slacks off while doing Ja’mie’s Fashion school work, becoming a clay influencer, Olivia Bellissimo gets bossy, a paparazzi incident, the capsule collection takes shape, hiding Prisha in Forever 21 and more
Episode Seven - Season 4
Trying To Shine
This week Ja’mie throws a rock through Prisha’s window, the waterslide photo aftermath, Rosé poses nude for a clay sculpture, a heartfelt message from Gampy, mountain lion paw prints around the pool, the fashion school assignment crisis and more
Episode Eight - Season 4
Thinking With My Fanny
This week Ja’mie makes major life changing decisions, mountain lion poo found by the pool, finishing her capsule collection on her own, a heartfelt apology song for Prisha, a Venice Beach tandem bike ride, Olivia’s ultimatum, a love confession to Amber and more
SEASON THREE
Episode One - Season 3
Alone But Not Lonely
Ja’mie’s home life as a mid level influencer, singing to Ambers bulldog Demi Lobarko, giving up on boys, Kwami nudes advice, a signature smoothie recipe, generational trauma issues, getting a lifetime ban from The Sheaf and more
Episode Two - Season 3
Girls Will Be Girls
Ja’mie has a prophetic jelly themed dream, understanding the genius of boys, the possum poo on the step, her new voice and personality reinvention, Amber issues and Clare Bear jealousy, the hermit crabs and more.
Episode Three - Season 3
The Queef Queen
Ja’mie gets kicked out of the Double Bay apartment by Amber, going on a bender with Sebastian, Queefing advice, the return of The Laundry Monster, trying to steal Demi Lobarko the bulldog, plotting her revenge on Amber and more
Episode Four - Season 3
Major Life Upheaval
Ja'mie moves back home with Mum and Dad, how to pick up young guys, her monkey pox scare, making fake tits out of lollies, the return of Lil' Nahoogan, scaring cats with queefs, how to deal with a fugly mother and more
Episode Five - Season 3
Sydney’s It Girl
Ja’mie scouts models in Kings Cross, her Sebastian Situationship, how to tape up your face overnight, catfishing Amber, stealing Demi Lobarko, bird poo droppings as skincare and more.
Episode Six - Season 3
The Octopus Slut
Ja’mie lives with hermit crabs, Gampy takes over the pool house, hitting on a koala zookeeper, advice on coming out to Grandparents, catfishing date with Amber, a shock confession to Courtney and more
Episode Seven - Season 3
Lesbian Love Confession
Ja'mie attempts to confess her love to Amber, Gampy changes the will, dancewear tips, The Laundry Monster's love advice, flying a drone into a seaplane, a Sugar Gramps and possum dream, Demi Lobarko's pining drive-by and more
Episode Eight - Season 3
Revenge Dress
Ja'mie's post rejection mental health update, bunny boiler revenge on Amber and Clare, partying while teeth whitening, throwing coke zero cans at cats, dumping bags of possum poo, a shock present from Gampy and more.
SEASON TWO
Episode One - Season 2
Gaslit by Dad
Ja'mie is back from Byron with a case of hangxiety, fights with Dad over her lazy lifestyle, a spicy marg explosion, anti-ageing advice for Kwami, becoming a full time influencer, nude dancing to Adele, a life altering shock message from Amber and more
Episode Two - Season 2
Manifesting Moves
Ja'mie crosses the harbour bridge to inspect the potential apartment, a massive fight with Mum and Dad, the hot postman / peg incident, gaslighting your non-quiche friends, culturally appropriate fashion, a night out in Double Bay and her new diversity friend group.
Episode Three - Season 2
The Bae of Double Bay
Ja'mie unpacks with Mum and Dad in the new apartment, self love tips, begging Gampy for money, the laundry monster, fashion advice, Amber's new boyfriend, the terrifying first night alone, relocating Dorothy the cleaner and more.
Episode Four - Season 2
Life SUPs
Ja'mie locks horns with flatmate Amber, The Stand Up Paddle Board incident, bonding with the laundry monster, the naked old man next door, turning gay guys straight, getting a surprise job offer, emojipologising to Gampy and more
Episode Five - Season 2
Povo Princess
Ja'mie gets fat off finger buns, an exciting reunion with Sebastian, flirting with the laundry monster, "Rood" The imaginary Brazilian boyfriend, How to cope with a bitch for a mother, a shock discovery about the next door neighbour and more.
Episode Six - Season 2
The Budgie Whisperer
Ja'mie goes on a date with Sebastian, sleep-singing a demo for her album, surprising home workout ideas, teaching Lil' Nahoogan the budgie to speak, the laundry monster's profound advice on his final night, a shocking sign from Sugar Gramps and more.
Episode Seven - Season 2
Breadcrumbing
Ja'mie has hot tub time with Sugar Gramps, a girls night in and a fashion shoot while on caps, the new laundry, the second date with Sebastian, Lil' Nahoogan flying free, krumping routine for Tik Tok, tips for sex with fugly guys, dilemma over future soulmates and more.
Episode Eight - Season 2
Main Character Syndrome
Ja’mie searches for her lost budgie, throwing a mini quiche at a customer, the Sebastian and Sugar Gramps love crisis, moving out of Double Bay, a life changing letter from Kwami, a shock job offer and more
SEASON ONE
Episode One - Season 1
No Offence
Ja’mie talks weight gain, being woke, future unborn son, Africa, fillers, sexuality, huntsman attack, 21st party, finding a man (with money), her nudes, dream work life, hand-job technique and more
Episode Two - Season 1
Cancel Me
Ja’mie spills on the date with the fugly rich guy, fashion for heifers, The Ja’mie Derby, micropenises, scrunchbum leggings, her Onlyfans, reverse body dismorphia, fart ripples, accidentally saying Parcark and more.
Episode Three - Season 1
Self Love
Ja’mie discusses pashing cats, the language of farts, thin lips, her mental health journey, chillis up her vagina, yoga with guinea pigs, trolling with a fake dog account and more.
Episode Five - Season 1
Toxic Maids
Ja'mie gets fat off finger buns, an exciting reunion with Sebastian, flirting with the laundry monster, "Rood" The imaginary Brazilian boyfriend, How to cope with a bitch for a mother, a shock discovery about the next door neighbour and more.
Episode Four - Season 1
That Conversation
Ja’mie fights with her maid, calf licking breast work, DJ’s with mullets, hiding vacuums, hot jockey auditions, Latino dick pics, Coke Zero in the face, cleaning vomit and more
Episode Six - Season 1
The D Date
Ja'mie goes on a date with Sebastian, sleep-singing a demo for her album, surprising home workout ideas, teaching Lil' Nahoogan the budgie to speak, the laundry monster's profound advice on his final night, a shocking sign from Sugar Gramps and more.
Episode Seven - Season 1
Unhinged
Ja’mie discusses her boyfriend dramas, face transplants, beastiality rumours, 21st party outfits, strap ons, ASMR, hairlips, Gampy’s monster voice and more
Episode Eight - Season 1
Poking The Bear
Ja’mie’s world is rocked by some shock news, how to fake laugh, camel toes, finding dinosaur bones, attracting guys in gyms, a message to her future son James, drifting in the G-wagon and more